City

Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
Short Funny Quotes
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.
There was an old person of Troy,
Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,
Which he took with a spoon,
By the light of the moon,
In sight of the city of Troy.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Becuase she was being led by three boys
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.