City

Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.
It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Becuase she was being led by three boys
Foreign Trouble in Canada
Foreign Trouble in Canada A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water." "But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal." "Wait a minute," said the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'!" "Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
Short Funny Quotes
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.
There was an old person of Troy,
Whose drink was warm brandy and soy,
Which he took with a spoon,
By the light of the moon,
In sight of the city of Troy.
Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?