Mouse Puns

Use your computer mouse and prepare your cheese! Welcome to our MOUSE PUNS!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?
What’s up Pussycat!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
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