What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
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