What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
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