What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
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