What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
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