Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
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