How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?
What’s up Pussycat!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
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