Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
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