What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
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