Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
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