Use your computer mouse and prepare your cheese! Welcome to our MOUSE PUNS!

What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?
What’s up Pussycat!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!