Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !