Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
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