Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Witch you were here.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Come witch me to the party.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.