What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Witch you were here.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Come witch me to the party.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
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