Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
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