Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
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