Come witch me to the party.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
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