What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witch you were here.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Go to BabaMail
