What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Witch you were here.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
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