Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
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Witches are always wand-ering around…
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch you were here.