What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Witch you were here.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Come witch me to the party.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
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