Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Come witch me to the party.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Witch you were here.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
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