What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Come witch me to the party.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Witch you were here.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
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