Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. Theyโre explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening.
โBut itโs just herbal!โ the patient protested. โHow can it be bad?โ
Dr. Jenkins sighed. โNature isn't all innocent. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you will die. Just because itโs natural doesnโt mean itโs safe for you!โ
The man seemed to accept that, and promised to stop his smoking.
After he left, the doctors went to lunch. As they were sitting down to eat, Dr. Smith asked, โOh by the way, what IS that plant that kills you if you sit under it?โ
โA water lily."
A husband was addicted to smoking and drinking.
One day, his wife got so angry that she told him: โIf you keep on smoking, all of your intestines will fall out.โ Her husband didnโt believe her, so he kept on smoking and drinking just like he always did.
His wife was determined to prove herself right, so one day she went out early in the morning and bought some big intestines. She stuffed them in her husbandโs underwear as he slept. A short while later, he woke up, let out a huge scream, and then fell silent for the next 30 minutes.
After another 30 minutes of silence, he comes downstairs, sweating profusely. โWhat happened?โ asked the wife.
โYou were right! My intestines did come out, but donโt worry honey - after a lot of work, I finally managed to push them back in.โ
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