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“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
Which One Do You Save?
Which One Do You Save? A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo. Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest?" The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, which one would you save first?" So, because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!" A few days later, her son and his wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?" The husband replied: "I don't have to get into the water. My mom knows how to swim, she will save you." The wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us. Which one will it BE?" Her husband replied: "Then I'm sorry to say you'll die anyway because I don't know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first!"
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him.
“You know you’re a gardener when you’re happy to devote three months of your life growing tomatoes to save $1.27.”
— Anonymous
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
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