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I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Which One Do You Save? A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo. Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest?" The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, which one would you save first?" So, because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!" A few days later, her son and his wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?" The husband replied: "I don't have to get into the water. My mom knows how to swim, she will save you." The wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us. Which one will it BE?" Her husband replied: "Then I'm sorry to say you'll die anyway because I don't know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first!"
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
“You know you’re a gardener when you’re happy to devote three months of your life growing tomatoes to save $1.27.”
— Anonymous
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
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