Save

How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went.
How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
The truth was that Rapunzel didn’t want a prince to save her
She was just kinky and wanted someone to pull her hair.