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The truth was that Rapunzel didn’t want a prince to save her
She was just kinky and wanted someone to pull her hair.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
How do you save a drowning otter? Take your foot of its head
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Which One Do You Save?
Which One Do You Save? A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo. Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest?" The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, which one would you save first?" So, because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!" A few days later, her son and his wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?" The husband replied: "I don't have to get into the water. My mom knows how to swim, she will save you." The wife refused to relent: "No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us. Which one will it BE?" Her husband replied: "Then I'm sorry to say you'll die anyway because I don't know to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first!"
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Will Rogers
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went.