Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
I'm the Juan for you.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I'd cross borders for you.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Will you be my baerrito?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You had me at taco.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
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