We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Will you be my baerrito?
You had me at taco.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
I'm the Juan for you.
I'd cross borders for you.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.