I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
I'm the Juan for you.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I'd cross borders for you.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Will you be my baerrito?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
You and tequila make me crazy.
You had me at taco.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.