Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You had me at taco.
I'm the Juan for you.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Will you be my baerrito?
You and tequila make me crazy.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
I'd cross borders for you.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.