Mexican Pick Up Lines

Learn How to flirt in Mexico with these pick up lines!

Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Will you be my baerrito?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
I'm the Juan for you.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
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