Baby, you're the light in my corona.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
I'm the Juan for you.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Will you be my baerrito?
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
You had me at taco.
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
I'd cross borders for you.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
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