Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
I'd cross borders for you.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You and tequila make me crazy.
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Will you be my baerrito?
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You had me at taco.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
I'm the Juan for you.