Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.