Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!" Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking
I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"