Customer

As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have se* from the rear?"
"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.
Working in customer service already did that.
Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer? All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
“Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” says a customer.
“Two dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.”
“Great. Then I’ll have a refill,” answers the customer.
I got fired on my first day as a car salesman.
Customer: "Cargo space?"
Me (speaking slowly): "No, not space.. Car go ROAD."
Manager: " Can I see you in my office?"