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Customer Jokes

Dirty Short Jokes
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have se* from the rear?"
"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
Ocean Puns
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
One Liners for Kids
Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer? All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
Eye Puns
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food, I could almost afford a small popcorn.
Avocado Puns
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
One Liners and Short Jokes
“Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” says a customer.
“Two dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.”
“Great. Then I’ll have a refill,” answers the customer.
Corny Jokes
“Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” says a customer.
“Two dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.”
“Great. Then I’ll have a refill,” answers the customer.
Dad Jokes
I got fired on my first day as a car salesman.
Customer: "Cargo space?"
Me (speaking slowly): "No, not space.. Car go ROAD."
Manager: " Can I see you in my office?"
Computer Jokes
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.
Working in customer service already did that.
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