Practice

I'm training to be an anesthetist, so I asked the head surgeon "Can I practice on my self first?"
He said "Sure, knock yourself out!"
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Practice safe text: use commas.
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing Happy Birthday to her over the phone.
Half-way through her rendition she realises she’s rung the wrong number.
“Why didn’t you stop me when you realise it was a wrong number,” she asks the lady on the other end of the phone.
“You need all the practice you can get!”
The Risks of Anal
The Risks of Anal A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal se*, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea  'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.  'Actually, yes, I do.'  'Does it hurt you?' he asked.  'No. I rather like it.'  'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal se*, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'  The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal se*?'  'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from?"
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
"Private! I didn't see you at camouflage practice today!"
"Thank you sir!"
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
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