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Ups Jokes

Phone Puns
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Jokes For Women
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Little Johnny Buys a Horse Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
Camel Puns
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Break Up Lines
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
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