Lipstick

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? She had a make-up exam!
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Lipstick on the Mirrors
Lipstick on the Mirrors A principal of a small middle-school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. Though he was a rather stern disciplinarian and a bit of an old fuddy-duddy, he was not primarily concerned with issues of modesty and innocence. Rather, for some reason, when applying it in the bathroom they would press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints, like so... Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. When they gathered at 2pm, they found the principal and the school janitor waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the janitor to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt that the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was, and therefore he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The janitor then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick. That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
Yo Mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?