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I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats Note: We love both dogs and cats, this is just in jest! 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. 4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. 5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is. 6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers. 7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all. 8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain. 10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
it was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
It was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones

My two pet crabs have very different personalities. One is always in a good mood, but the other can be a bit of a grump.
Their names are crabA and crabB
Where do chess grandmasters keep their pet snakes?
In a chesst.
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
George Carlin