Radio

What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
A blond was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blond said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
What did the phone say to the radio when they met for a date?
This is AUXhilarating
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.
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