Astronaut

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?

He apollo-gises.
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
A Human Loving Alien
A Human Loving Alien An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things. The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees a nearby alien and asks, "where's the pub?" The alien gurgles back but his suit translates to the astronaut in real time. The alien says, "just around the corner!" The astronaut heads around the corner and sees it! It's labelled "The Keyboard" and he asks the bouncer, "Why is it called the Keyboard?" The bouncer replies, "the boss loves all things human and changed his name to reflect that. Ask him, he's the bartender." So the astronaut enters the Keyboard and goes to the bartender. "Excuse me, do you own this pub?" The astronaut says. "I do." The bartender gurgles back. "Why is it called the Keyboard?" The man asks. "Well," the alien gurgles in reply, "since I knew you humans were coming I updated the name!" The astronaut is on the edge of his seat... "The reason it's called the Keyboard is because it's a space bar."
My parents always brought me up to believe the sky's the limit.
Which was a shame because I wanted to be an astronaut.
Who the Heck Is Mr. Gorsky?
Who the Heck Is Mr. Gorsky? On July 20th, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were heard by millions of people around the world. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark: "good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant, but he just brushed them off by smiling. On July 5th, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question. That time, he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. In 1938, when he was a kid in a small Midwestern town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, the young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Sex? You want s*x?! You'll get s*x when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit.
My astronaut girlfriend has dumped me.
She said she needs space.