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If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Which one of your children will never grow up and move away? Your husband. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
Why can’t Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
Because he hasn't been trained as an artist.
A Tale of Tortoise and Snail
A Tale of Tortoise and Snail A tortoise went out for a few beers and, despite being severely worse for wear, decided to walk home through the rough part of town. Half way home he was set upon by four snails who beat him senseless, stole what little money he still had and, as a final insult, they sprayed obscenities on his shell. Utterly distraught, he was taken to the local police station where the fox inspector asked if he could remember anything about the assailants . "I don't know!" He cried, "It all happened so fast!"