New york

Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
There was an Old Man of New York, Who murdered himself with a fork;
But nobody cried though he very soon died,-
For that silly Old Man of New York.
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in New York?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.