New york

There was an Old Man of New York, Who murdered himself with a fork;
But nobody cried though he very soon died,-
For that silly Old Man of New York.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City?”
Henny Youngman
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in New York?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
The Angry Passenger
The Angry Passenger A man stepped onto the overnight train and asked to speak to the conductor. Upon meeting him, the passenger told the conductor, "I need you to wake me up in Philadelphia. I'm a deep sleeper and can be kinda grouchy when I get up, but no matter what, I want you to help me make that stop. Here's $100 to make sure!" The conductor agreed and they shook hands. The man fell asleep, and when he awoke he heard the announcement that the train was approaching New York. Furious, he collared the conductor. "I gave you $100 to make sure I got off in Philadelphia, you worthless fool!" "Wow," another passenger said to his traveling companion. "Is that guy angry!" "Yeah," his companion replied. "Still... not half as angry as that guy they forced off the train in Philadelphia."
It was so hot in New York City today, the mayor told the Statue of Liberty to put her arm down.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees