Better

Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
There once was a student named Clouse
Who proclaimed to the boys of his house
I will take a firm stand
That a tit in the hand
Is much better than two in the blouse.
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.
Why Worry?
Why Worry? In life, there are really only two things to worry about. Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there's nothing to worry about! If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there's nothing to worry about! If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there's nothing to worry about! If you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won't have time to worry... So why worry at all??
My daughter was just complaining about washing dishes by hand
I told her, “well... it’s better than washing them by foot.”
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Better read than dead.
If you can think of a better fish pun than me
Then let minnow.
They say everything gets better with age.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.