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What concert costs $0.45?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why Fishing is Better Than Dating
Why Fishing is Better Than Dating Why is FISHING better than DATING? WELL... You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and make it promises. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go. You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish. You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie at the minimum. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.