Loaded

What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum? A chew-chew train.

How do locomotives hear? Through the engineers!
Every day, I think of my grandfathers last words...
“Is that loaded?”
Should a gun company rename themselves "Question"?
That's a loaded Question
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
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