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Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
A man and his lady-love, Min,
Skated out where the ice was quite thin.
Had a quarrel, no doubt,
For I hear they fell out,
What a blessing they didn't fall in!
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
The Bear and His Freezer
The Bear and His Freezer A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
At sundae school.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.