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Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
Bill Murray
The Bear and His Freezer
The Bear and His Freezer A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.
Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice Skating before it was cool.
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training