What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice? It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice. But then he got cold feet.
The Bear and His Freezer
A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.
On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.
"Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked.
"I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better."
"Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice."
"Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"