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What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
The Bear and His Freezer
The Bear and His Freezer A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.