A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.
On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.
"Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked.
"I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better."
"Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice."
"Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Sometimes we eat when we’re hungry Or else when we’re just in the mood, But everyone’s habits are different In how we relate to our food.
There are 3 meals-a-day folk as well as The ones who skip breakfast or lunch And grazers who nibble for most of the day Or snackers who in-between munch.
There are people with junk food addictions And those who shun pork, beef or fish, While the gluten or carb-free among us Pay attention to what’s in each dish.
As for sweets, that’s a whole other story – When you think about ice cream or pie Or the various candies and chocolates Without which some could never get by.
Just consider your own way of eating With the foods you enjoy or you sneak And you’ll realize, if you broach the subject, That our diets are all most unique!
For breakfast I had ice cream With pickles sliced up in it; For lunch, some greasy pork chops Gobbled in a minute; Dinner? Clams and orange pop, And liverwurst, slicked thick--- And now, oops! Oh pardon me! I'm going to be sick!