Frozen

What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.