Medical

Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." - Dave Barry
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp.
How do nurses and doctors keep people from lying about their medical history?
They use the de-FIB-rillator.
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