Taco Puns

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Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
I made some fish tacos last night....
But they just ignored them and swam away.
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.

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What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
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