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Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.
Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.