Why Jokes

Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
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