Why Jokes

My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
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