What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
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