Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
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