What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.