How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
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