Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
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