How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
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