This is the MOST EGGCELLENT collection of chicken puns you'll find anywhere!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.