What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
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