Where do spiders play football?
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.