Frog Puns

Welcome to the swamp, so hoppy that you're here! Hope you don't croak when you hear these silly frog puns!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
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