What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
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