What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
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