What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.