How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
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