Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
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