Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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