What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
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