What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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