What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
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