What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
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