What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
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