Puppy

There was an Old Man of Leghorn,
The smallest that ever was born;
But quickly snapped up he
Was once by a puppy,
Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn.
What does a shortsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
Sorry we missed puppy class.
My dog was wagging. There goes his oppawtunity for pawfect attendance…
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time.
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!