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What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.