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What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What do confused owls say?
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What does a well-educated owl say?
What kind of books do owls read?