Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
How did the Native Americans get to America first?
They had reservations.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
A blond rings up an airline.
She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.