America

Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Jose the Tourist
Jose the Tourist A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he saved his money and went on a trip. He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience: "What happened?" asked his family. "Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and shouted to me: "Jose, can you see?"
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB
A blond rings up an airline.
She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..."
The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar.
They all get a drink, because bars in America are legally required to serve people of all religions.
How did the Native Americans get to America first?
They had reservations.
A blond rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?