Are Jokes

Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
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