Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
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