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An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of an orchestra?
Because of its dorsal and ventral horns.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
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