Players

Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
They do it for the Experience.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?
Czech-mates.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
They do it for the Experience.