Players

Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
They do it for the Experience.
What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?
Czech-mates.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Jose the Tourist
Jose the Tourist A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he saved his money and went on a trip. He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience: "What happened?" asked his family. "Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and shouted to me: "Jose, can you see?"
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.