Game

What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
The Mystery Woman at the Bar
The Mystery Woman at the Bar This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. Despite his best game, the bachelor couldn't achieve any progress with her. "No thank you," she would always say." The man was determined, this cutie was worth giving up the game. They had an instant connection, but things never got past the formalities! At the end of the night he finally caved. "Why won't you come home with me?" he whined to her. The woman said: "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "Wow, that must be rather difficult." the bachelor said. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But it has my husband pretty upset."
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Stevie Wonder's Golf Game
Stevie Wonder's Golf Game A famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus, is sitting in a bar drinking with Stevie Wonder. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how is the golf?" Nicklaus replies: "Not too bad, I am not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I have some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now." "I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be alright." says Stevie. "You... you play golf!?" asks a dumbfound Jack. Stevie says, "Sure, I've been playing for years." "But... forgive me," Says a baffled Nicklaus. "I thought you were blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?" Stevie Wonder smiles. "No offense taken. It's an understandable question. What I do is I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and he calls to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." He explains. "But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wonders. "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice." "And what is your handicap?" Jack asks. "I play off scratch." Stevie assures him. Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime." Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole." Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?" "I don't care - any night next week is fine with me."
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
My childhood was like a game of chess.
My dad always beat me.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.

What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
My love life is like a game of minesweeper.
I ignore a bunch of red flags and it always blows up in my face.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Girl holding bowl colorful variety game indoor.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!