What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon? Bridge over troubled water.