Talent Jokes

Why couldnโ€™t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to โ€œtang-o.โ€
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton.
He couldn't run to save his life.
Yes, he isn't much fun.

His favourite room's the kitchen.
(I'm sure we all know why.)
He eats just about everything,
So that's why, with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you, Teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.

(By Christian M. Mitewu)
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
Working at The Circus So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says โ€œCircus Looking for New Talentsโ€. Alex says to himself, โ€œEh, what the heck. Iโ€™m pretty talented.โ€ and calls the circus. A lady answers him. โ€œHello,โ€ she says. โ€œHi, is this the circus?โ€ โ€œYes.โ€ โ€œIโ€™ve heard youโ€™re hiring.โ€ โ€œYouโ€™ve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?โ€ โ€œAlex.โ€ โ€œAlright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?โ€ โ€œWell, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.โ€ โ€œO... Okay... Thatโ€™s quite impressive, sir, but itโ€™s not really not what weโ€™re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...โ€ โ€œNo, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!โ€ โ€œSir, I really donโ€™t think you understand what the concept of a cir...โ€ โ€œNo, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!โ€ โ€œ...โ€ โ€œ...โ€ โ€œGoodbye, sir.โ€ She hangs up the phone. Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something. โ€œOh darn, I forgot to tell her Iโ€™m a horse.โ€
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
What do you say when a fruit wins the talent show? How about them apples?
Whatโ€™s a goatโ€™s favorite TV show?
Americaโ€™s Goat Talent.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Whatโ€™s an elephantโ€™s secret talent?
Theyโ€™re great at multi-tusking.
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