How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
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