What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.