Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
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