What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Mooning is very ASStrological
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."