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Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
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