Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Mooning is very ASStrological
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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