Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Mooning is very ASStrological
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
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