What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
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