How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Go to BabaMail
