What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
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