If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
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