Team

My Dear, Let Me Confess
My Dear, Let Me Confess An old football player was dying. So he called his wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. I must confess. I cheated on you twice throughout our marriage. Please forgive me." His wife says: "I forgive you my love. But I have to confess, I too have cheated on you, 3 times." "Three you say?" Said the husband, feeling like she cheated a bit more than him. "Who were they?" "Well," said his wife sweetly. "Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team." Her husband was alarmed but he was thankful she did it for him. "Who else?" "Well, do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times." "You did WHAT?!" He spluttered. She continue, "And do you remember during matching nobody in town encouraged you? Well.."
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
The KGB Way
The KGB Way An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, MI6 and KGB. The MI6 team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later. "As far as we can determine, the remains are about 600,000 years old." Not to be outdone by the MI6, the CIA goes in and comes out about 8 hours later. "The remains are approximately 615,550 years old. This is what we have been able to determine with our superior forensics technology." Before the CIA is even done giving their report, the 2 man KGB team is already making their way towards the cave with nothing but a gym bag one of them is holding. They enter the cave and make their way towards the remains. Soon after, sounds of shouting, swearing and banging start coming out of the cave and they don't let up for 2 whole days. When the KGB forensics team finally leaves the cave, they are dirty and disheveled, their clothes ripped and their tools are damaged. "So, the remains are 623,118 years, 3 months, 2 weeks and 6 days old." Amazed and dumbfounded, the archeologists and other forensics teams ask how they could possible determine the age of the remains to such an exact date. The KGB agents look knowingly at each other and one of them says: "He confessed."
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
What football team do energy providers root for the most?
The Chargers.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!