Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.
Working at The Circus
Working at The Circus So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A lady answers him. “Hello,” she says. “Hi, is this the circus?” “Yes.” “I’ve heard you’re hiring.” “You’ve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?” “Alex.” “Alright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?” “Well, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.” “O... Okay... That’s quite impressive, sir, but it’s not really not what we’re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...” “No, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!” “Sir, I really don’t think you understand what the concept of a cir...” “No, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!” “...” “...” “Goodbye, sir.” She hangs up the phone. Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something. “Oh darn, I forgot to tell her I’m a horse.”
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
What do you get if you cross a new born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.