Basketball Jokes

Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Working at The Circus So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A lady answers him. “Hello,” she says. “Hi, is this the circus?” “Yes.” “I’ve heard you’re hiring.” “You’ve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?” “Alex.” “Alright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?” “Well, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.” “O... Okay... That’s quite impressive, sir, but it’s not really not what we’re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...” “No, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!” “Sir, I really don’t think you understand what the concept of a cir...” “No, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!” “...” “...” “Goodbye, sir.” She hangs up the phone. Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something. “Oh darn, I forgot to tell her I’m a horse.”
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.
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