Basketball

What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Working at The Circus
Working at The Circus So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A lady answers him. “Hello,” she says. “Hi, is this the circus?” “Yes.” “I’ve heard you’re hiring.” “You’ve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?” “Alex.” “Alright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?” “Well, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.” “O... Okay... That’s quite impressive, sir, but it’s not really not what we’re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...” “No, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!” “Sir, I really don’t think you understand what the concept of a cir...” “No, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!” “...” “...” “Goodbye, sir.” She hangs up the phone. Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something. “Oh darn! I forgot to tell her I’m a horse!”