Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!