Welcome to the one sports that never fills the basket - Basketball! We've got the best basketball puns for you to enjoy.

The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.