Basketball Puns

Welcome to the one sports that never fills the basket - Basketball! We've got the best basketball puns for you to enjoy.

The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
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