Complain

Why can't the bankrupt Hindu complain? He's got no beef.
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He's got no beef.
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
I asked my Chinese friend what it's like living in China
He says he can't complain.