What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.