Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You're just my cup of tea!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.