Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You're just my cup of tea!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.