Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You're just my cup of tea!
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"