British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You're just my cup of tea!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
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