Easier Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Its easier than walking!
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Women defy the laws of physics...
They are easier to pick up the heavier they get.
The Blonde Hunters Two blondes decided to go on a hunting trip to see what it's all about. After a few days camping, they finally bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about a mile left to reach the truck." Another hunter happened upon them then, saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud." So the blondes give it try and it worked! The first blonde says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier." The second blonde says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."
"Parenthood is a lot easier to get into then out of." – Bruce Lansky
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Everyone knows that it is easier to bury short people. All you need to do is find the correct shoe box.
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
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