Step

Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
A Very Clever Dog
A Very Clever Dog As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up and screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!" "Genius, my ass - It's the second time this week he's forgotten his keys!"
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
How do you get an Art Major off your front door step?
Pay for the PIZZA!
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.