Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I’m soy into you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
You're such a TEAse.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
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