This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I’m soy into you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You're such a TEAse.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hello there, how do you brew?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
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