If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
You're such a TEAse.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I’m soy into you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
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