Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You're such a TEAse.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I’m soy into you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.