I like the way you espresso yourself.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I’m soy into you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You're such a TEAse.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.