Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I’m soy into you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You're such a TEAse.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.