My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I’m soy into you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You're such a TEAse.