Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

Coffee makes everything better, including these terrible and cheesy coffee shop pick up lines!

My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You're such a TEAse.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I’m soy into you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
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