You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
You're such a TEAse.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I’m soy into you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.