I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hello there, how do you brew?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I’m soy into you.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You're such a TEAse.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
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