Miles Jokes

How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
The Blond Painter A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was. The Blond replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
The doctor told me I had to start walking three miles a day to get fit
It's been two weeks and I don't know how to get home.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Will E. Mayket and Betty Wunt.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Him: Awww, of course!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
The Blonde Hunters Two blondes decided to go on a hunting trip to see what it's all about. After a few days camping, they finally bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to the truck. But the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One says to the other, "This is tough but we only got about a mile left to reach the truck." Another hunter happened upon them then, saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud." So the blondes give it try and it worked! The first blonde says, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier." The second blonde says, "Sure was, but now we're two miles from the truck."
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store
“If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” - Miles Davis
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