What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
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