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What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
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