What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
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