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What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.