What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.