What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
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