What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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