What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Go to BabaMail
