What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
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