What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
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