How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
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