Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
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