Don't worry for your saftea! You can enjoy these Tea Puns with utter safetea!

An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.