Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
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