What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea