What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
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