Stuffed

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
The Stingy Lawyer & the Pillowcases
The Stingy Lawyer & the Pillowcases A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove the saying about money, “you can't take it with you", wrong. After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. Then, he directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan was to reach out and grab the bags when he was ascending to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two pillow cases stuffed with cash. "Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy, I'm stuffed!"
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people after Thanksgiving dinner.
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" she asks.
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill.
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.