What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
You knead me in your loaf.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
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