That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
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