The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
You knead me in your loaf.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.