How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
You knead me in your loaf.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
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