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I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim?
People kept commenting on his hot buns.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
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