Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
You knead me in your loaf.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”