That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
You knead me in your loaf.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
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