The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"